Hilary Clintoris

Tongue punch your neighbors fart box

princelypaws:

screamfortress2:

i have discovered my favorite vine

RISE

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honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

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Status:

Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook:

Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

visacredit:

ummm…

visacredit:

ummm…

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Baby Boomers:

The recent generation is so rude

Baby Boomers:

Screams at servers over petty shit like toast

Baby Boomers:

Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired

Baby Boomers:

Ignores store policy

Baby Boomers:

Says racist and sexist things

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edorazzi:

well it’s about time fred got some character development

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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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